hey yeah good quoits and stuff i moved over from my now dead myspace.


Love yourself, trust no one, and respect those who respect you.

Never take life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Love is like a bird, when you least expect it craps in your face.

(My friends) praise me and make an ass of me. Now my foes tell me plainly that I am an ass; so that by my foes, sir, I profit in the knowledge of myself, and by my friends, I am abused.
-Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" V.i.17

Sure the truth hurts, but so does a machete.

Sarcasm keeps me from tell people what I really think of them.

To thine own self be true.

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lay under the stars and listen to your heartbeat or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats and are not wearing any make-up, and one holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you...wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "that's her..."

Guys you want the girl?:
Pick her up & pretend you're going to throw her in the pool shell scream & fight you but secretly, shell love it. Hold her hand while you talk. Hold her hand while you drive. Just hold her hand. Look her in the eyes when you talk to her. Protect her even when she acts like she dosnt need it. Tell her stupid jokes. Tickle her, even if she says stop. Slow dance with her. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Get her mad, then kiss her. Tease her. Let her tease you back. Stay up with her when shes sick. Kiss her forehead. Let her wear your clothes. Kiss her in the rain. Just kiss her. And when you love her just tell her.


***Maybe nice guys finish last, but in the race they're running they're chasing after the whores and the sluts and the easy-targets... the nice girls are waiting at the finish line with water and towels and a congratulatory hugs, hoping against hope that maybe you'll realize that they're the ones that you want at the end of that silly race.

Why is it so hard for a women to find a sensitive, caring, good looking guy?
~Because all those men already have boyfriends.

As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
Ive learned it is easier to get forgiveness then it is permission.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

its been a while so heres: CRAZY SILLY QUIZZES!!

Your Love Life is Like The Princess Bride

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind." For you, love is like a fairy tale - albeit a fairly twisted one. You believe romance is all about loyalty, fate, and a good big of goofy fun. Your love style: Idealistic yet quirky Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Perfectly romantic

You Are Rain

You are dark and dramatic. You tend to be a bit over the top. You have strong emotions and they can change quickly. You are tempestuous. You are wild and unpredictable. You tend to overwhelm and surprise people. While you are aggressive, you are also a homebody. You don't really care for physical activities.

You Are An Orange Girl

You live in the fast lane. You love action, risk, and competition. You're spontaneous, enthusiastic, and persuasive. But you're also easily bored - and love to rebel against structures. You resent rules ... as well as people's attempts to control you!

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from The Empire Strikes Back

"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."

You Are a Werewolf

You are moody and easily provoked. You are highly loyal and protective of those you love. While you can be intense at times, you are generally a laid back person. But if a fight comes your way, you will fight 'til the death if necessary. You seem normal to most people. No one understands how different you can be. It's like a switch flips for you sometimes - and then you're a completely different creature.

You Are Candy Corn

Your Halloween personality is whimsical, colorful, and creative. You see Halloween as a time to get your creative juices flowing. Each year, Halloween can't start soon enough for you. You tend to go all out for Halloween. You decorate like crazy and always dress up.

~HAHAHAHAHA...... right.

You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause. You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them. Power: force beams from your eyes

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC

"Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things tend to get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!

GUESS WHATS I GOTS, a 44 gal fish tank! that means i gots get lots of fishies!
the only drag its missing all its parts, the hood, lights, filters, heater, AND, its dirty as fuck so i gotta clean it first, like it was kept in an outdoor shed or something. and since its not a 30gal like i though i gotta buy a new heater and filter for it, still seeing as how my coworker sold it and the stand to me for $30 I'm still ahead in the game. Since its as large as it is i cant decide if i wanna do Im thinking this:
1 plecostomes
6-7 gold tetras
3 Boesemani Rainbow
4 Zebra Longfin Danio
2 Honey Dwarf Gourami

It should be an ok set up, my issues, the size difference between the tetras and the rainbow, 4 inchs may freek the little guys out, so i may have to pick one or the other. And yes i know my baby pelco will get two feet long i'm cool with that and as he grows i wont be replacing other fish that pass, as the main reason for my new tank is just so i can have a pleco, lol.

I also cant seem to find good brands for a filter, as heaters are all fairly the same and ive heard of a good brand for fairly cheap $20 but filters are sorta importen, lol especially since im NOT doing an undergravel filter and am souly relaying on the back filter. Some day i hope to add a canister filter to the back one but seeing as how the cheepest of those are $150 im just gonna have to get the $20 siphon and clean it weekly, lol.

As for the hood and lights, Since its a weird corner tank i cant just go buy a hood and pop a light in it. Im thinking if i go to home depot or such with a trace outline of the shape they can cut me a peace of plexe glass. Now to just work out what to do with the lighting.

CHICAGO, IL AREA
Fri., Sat. & Sun. November 14-16, 2008
Wyndham Chicago O'Hare
6810 N. Mannheim Rd.
Rosemont, Il

Creation Entertainment's
SALUTE TO SUPERNATURAL

Sunday tickets are @ the door and are $50 Im gonna go, but i'd hate to go alone.

randomfact at the time of posting there will be:


29 days 4 hours 9 mins and 4 seconds

till the x-files movie comes out
Just something to think about XD

Who would have seen this one!! HAHA!!

Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(shortredhead78)

HAHA

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I see things good, lol

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coolness

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clicky makes it hatch, im amused....

Never underestimate the power of fashion as a business tool.Unfair as it may seem,a well tailored skirt matched w/ the right pair of heels often influence ppl more than the corporate presentation you spent weeks slaving over.Embrace the reality...& accessorize ruthlessly


I'm selfish impatient,& a little insecure,I"m out of control & at times I'm hard to handle, BUT if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best ~Marilyn Monroe

GOT this as an E-mail and laughed my ASS off enjoy!!

True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap "

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad ----I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth. Thanks for being the pee in my pants

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

Words Women Use:

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! stole the quiz from you Lana, it amused me greatly. eh i'd say its fairly true too.

~If you can't handle me at my worst, then you dont deserve me at my best.
nuf said...

http://www.GlitterMaker.com/ - Glitter Graphics

Love makes the world go round. Hate keeps it from spinning out of control.

There's some things that I regret,
Some words I wish had gone unsaid,
Some starts,
That had some better endings,
Been some bad times I've been through,
Damage I cannot undo,
Some things,
I wish I could do all all over again,
But it don't really matter,
Life gets that much harder,
It makes you that much stronger,
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were,
Lessons learned.

There's mistakes that I have made,
Some chances I just threw away,
Some roads,
I never should've taken,
Been some signs I shouldn't see,
Hearts that I hurt needlessly,
Some roads,
That I wish I could have one more chance to make,
But it don't make no difference,
The past can't be rewritten,
You get the life you're given,
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were,
Lessons learned.

And all the things that break you,
All the things that make you strong,
You can't change the past,
Cause it's gone,
And nothing's gotta go,
Because they are gone,
Lessons learned.

And every tear that had to fall from my eyes,
Everyday I wonder how I get through the night,
Every change, life has thrown me,
I'm thankful, for every break in my heart,
I'm grateful, for everytime,
Some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were lessons learned,
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were lessons learned,
Lessons learned.



This is my life
It's not what it was before
All these feelings I've shared
And these are my dreams
That I'd never lived before
Somebody shake me 'cause I
I must be sleeping

These are my words
That I've never said before
I think I'm doing okay
And this is the smile
That I've never shown before
Somebody shake me 'cause I
I must be sleeping

Now that we're here, it's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain
And all the mistakes, one life contained
They all finally start to go away
And now that we're here, it's so far away
And I feel like I can face the day
I can forgive
And I'm not ashamed to be
The Person that I am today

I'm so afraid of waking
Please don't shake me
Afraid of waking
Please don't shake me

- Love is heaven but it hurts like hell.

- You can't fully forgive yourself until you are forgiven by the one you hurt...


hey all heres some funny shit:

I wish i was a glow worm, cus a glow worms never glum,
cus how can you be sad, when the sun shines out your bum.

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." Cher.

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
Jilly Cooper.

"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
Diana Jordan.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I’ve learned it is easier to get forgiveness then it is permission.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

Hey everyone else was doing it...

Get your own spectral analysis from Area 23®

I am SO doing this shit when I get back to school...

15 Things To Do At Walmart...When You Know Ur Gonna Be There For A Long Time.

1.Get 24 Cases Of Condoms & Randomly Put Them In People's Carts When They Aren't Looking.(plans a way to make a game out of this, lol)
2.Set All The Alarm Clocks In Houseware To Go Off At 5-Minute Intervals.
3.Make A Trail Of Tomato Juice On The Floor Leading To The Bathrooms.
4.Walk Up To An Employee & Tell Him/Her In An Official Tone "Code 3 In Housewares"... & See What Happens.
5.Go To The Service Desk & Ask To Put A Bag Of M&M's On Lay Away.
6. Move The "CAUTION WET - FLOOR" Sign To A Carpeted Area.
7.Set Up A Tent In The Camping Department & Tell Other Shoppers You'll Invite Them If They Bring Pillows From The Bedding Department.
8.When A Clerk Asks If They Can Help You, Begin To Cry & Ask " Why Can't You People Leave Me Alone?"
9.Look In The Security Camera & Use It As A Mirror & Pick Your Nose.
10.While Handling The Guns In The Hunting Department Ask The Clerk If He Knows Where The Anti-Depressants Are.
11.Dart Around The Store Suspiciously Loudly Humming The "Mission Impossible" Theme Song.
12.In The Auto Department Practice Your "Madonna Look" With Different Size Funnels.
13.Hide In A Clothing Rack & When People Browse Through Say "PICK ME !!! PICK ME !!!"
14.When An Announcement Comes Over The Loud Speaker,Assume The Fetal Position & Scream.... "NO! NO! Its Those Voices Again!!!
15.Go Into A Fitting Room & Shut The Door & Wait A While; & Then Yell Very Loudly," There Is No Toilet Paper In Here!"